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40 Funny Coffee Quotes That'll Wake You Right Up

Read these funny coffee quotes as you reach for another cup.

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There's nothing quite like that first cup of coffee in the A.M. A few sips of the aromatic magic stuff later and you're suddenly awake and motivated to tackle your day head on. It's truly the best.

Whether you enjoy a cold brew, a latte, or a double shot of espresso, if you've landed on this page, chances are you are an enthusiastic fan of coffee. And so, in honor of International Coffee Day on September 29 (which we know you'll be celebrating), we've rounded up the best funny coffee quotes and caffeine-related humor we could find on the internet. Just make sure you have a fresh pot brewing nearby: After reading through these delightful sayings, you'll definitely be ready to fill up your mug.

Once you're done scrolling through this list, make sure to check out our recommended coffee subscriptions and our list of top-tested coffee accessories. Trust us, the coffee lover in your life will seriously appreciate it. After all, they love their morning cup(s) just as much as you do.

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Alphonse Allais

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.

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Unknown

Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee.

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Ronald Reagan

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.

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Leanna Renee Hieber

Coffee first. Schemes later.

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Unknown

Humanity runs on coffee.

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David Lynch

But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.

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Henry Rollins

What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.

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Unknown

The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

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Unknown

My birthstone is a coffee bean.

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Laurell K. Hamilton

Caffeine and sugar, the two basic food groups.

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Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.

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Donna A. Favors

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.

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Unknown

I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee.

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Unknown

May your coffee kick in before reality does.

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Cassandra Clare

As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?

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Sir James MacKintosh

The powers of a man's mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drinks.

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Clark Gable

I never laugh until I've had my coffee.

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J.S. Bach

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat.

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Flash Rosenberg

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.

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Jerry Seinfeld

We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.

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Unknown

Life without coffee is like something without something … sorry, I haven't had any coffee yet.

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Unknown

Decaf coffee only works if you throw it at people.

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David Letterman

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

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Louisa May Alcott

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now.

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Stephanie Piro

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.

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Unknown

A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it.

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Jac Vanek

I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.

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Napoleon Bonaparte

I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.

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Unknown

To make me happy: Make me coffee, bring me coffee, be coffee …coffee.

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Unknown

Wanna hear a joke? Decaf.

Selena Barrientos Associate Entertainment and News Editor Selena Barrientos is the associate entertainment and news editor for Good Housekeeping — she writes and reports on the latest shows and movies, in addition to spotlighting Latinx celebrities.

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